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Bingo Jokes!!!!!!!!!

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BringoBingo Club puts on a special ladies bingo night and have male strippers booked. During the performance he goes to a table of four lady players and the first lady pulls a $5 bill, licks it and sticks it to his butt cheek. The second lady, not to be outdone takes out a $10 note, licks it and also sticks it to his butt cheek. The third lady does the same with a $20 note. When the stripper moves to the fourth lady she only has a $1 in her purse so she pulls out a credit card, swipes the dancers butt crack and takes the $35!

 

Lips

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Guest Tony Trader

Those credit card can be dangerous.

 

No wondering why i had a rash the next day. wink

 

Tony

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Blondes and Bingo

 

It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde Bingo Hall. The night had been pretty boring, not one single person had a BINGO all night. The last game was up for grabs, with a huge bingo prize of $3500.00 in the pot.

 

The game drags on and on, and nearly every blonde in the house had to be on for the big blackout. Finally, G-47 was called, but still no shouts of “Bingo!” were heard. The frustrated caller finally gets up and throws the Bingo Machine off the stage. All the girls were shocked and the caller says: "I`ve just called every darn one of these 75 balls out of this machine and nobody has a Bingo? Just what number are you ladies waiting for?" All together, 412 blonde ladies shouted: "FREE SPACE!"

 

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

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Old Man Scores at Bingo!

 

 

An old man, Solly, and three old women – Mabel, Beverly and Gertrude, were sitting together at the table in the bingo hall.  After a number of games, the old man, who had not won a game for some years, got a bingo and leapt up excitedly.

 

After some jumping up and down, Solly’s pants fell down, and exposed him to the surprised ladies.  Beverly and Gertrude each had a stroke, but Mabel couldn’t reach!

 

 

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Guest Tony Trader

Hey lips?

 

You think you can get me Bev and Gertrude's phone numbers? Wink Wink

 

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Last night, my friends and I went to our local Bingo Club as they put on some male dancers for us.

 

One of the women wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a 10 note. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the 10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!

 

Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a 20 note. She called the dancer back, licks the 20 note and sticks it to his other butt-cheek.

 

In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a 50 note, calls the guy over and licks the 50 note.

 

I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.

 

My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me!!!

 

Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the 50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet...... What could I do????

 

The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass and grabbed the eighty pounds!

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Full Card

 

"BIG PURP and SURFIE were playing Bingo. Big Purp kept looking over Surfies shoulder saying, you’ve got that number, mark it off, you’ve got that number, mark it off.

 

After putting up with this for some time Surfie got annoyed and said, why don’t you do your own sheet!?

 

Pat replied - I can’t its full !"

 

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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  You think Big Purp was a BLONDE??? 

 

That was too cute Lips!!

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Q. What’s the difference between pink and purple balls?

 

A. The grip!

 

 

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

 

 

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Q: How do you get a sweet, little old lady to say the F-word?

 

A: Get another little old lady to shout "BINGO!!!

 

 

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Guest 13oclock

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

 

- A bingo machine.

 

 

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Guest 13oclock

My pleasure hun....know alot of saucy ones, just not casino/bingo related.lol

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~~ The Bingo Card ~~

 

    A wife comes home at 3am, wearing an enormous diamond ring. Her husband meets her at the door and asks her where she got the ring “I won it playing BINGO”, she says, “run me a bath will you, I want to soak.”

    The next night the wife comes home at 3am again, this time she’s wearing a beautiful fur coat. Again her husband meets her at the door and asks her where the coat came from.  “I won again at BINGO”, she says, “now be a darling and run me a bath will you?”

    The next night the wife gets home at 3am, this time driving a brand new convertible. Her husband meets her at the door and asks her where on earth she got the new car from.  “Can you believe it, I won it playing BINGO! Now run me a bath so I can relax.”  She undresses, goes into the bathroom and then comes right back out.

 

    “Why did you only put one inch of water in the bathtub?” she asks.

   

    “Well,” her husband answers, “I didn’t want you to get your bingo card wet”

 

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!   ;D  :o  ;D  :o  ;D  :o  ;D  :o  ;D

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~ BINGO vs HUSBAND ~

 

Mary was on the telephone to her friend Joan, complaining about her lazy, good-for-nothing husband. After 20 minutes of this Joan said, ”My husband said I had to choose between him and bingo……. I'm gonna miss him …..!!”

 

 

 

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THE ADDICTION!!!

 

Me...addicted?

 

I only play bingo on days that end in Y.

 

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!  This one is especially for Imagin.ation and Tony!!!!  hehe

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LMAOOOO SHELLI...

 

Just call me BingaViv... :P :P :P

 

I kept winning and couldn't stop playing, im trying to find more to sign up at!!..

 

1 More To Go... lalalalaaaa.. loooool

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