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As the Bingo Balls Turn……….

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Most of this trouble seems to all be connected to this gardener! What is it about him that makes these women lose their minds.

 

Nan puts it on speaker phone, and plays the voicemail left by the gardener.

 

Blue looks like she has seen a ghost.

 

 

:-*

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Givennzs knows that the gardener is the long lost half brother of Lance. Only she can identify him, overhearing a conversation in a restuarant months ago between the two.. givennzs very unwilling but by no other choice agreed to this ploy.. that lances brother would play the role to fall in love with Lola..marry her. murder her.. and take back all his brothers money.. i threatened to tell.. and now incriminationg photos are being sent... givennzs is the gardeners sister...

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Oh no! Givennsz should be ashamed of herself, hiding this secret for all this time. She was supposed to be my best friend, we told each other everything, well at least I thought we did.  This makes things alot more interesting. What is she hiding?

 

As the voicemail played everything started to make sense, Lance was behind this whole thing. He caused all of this drama, and now his brother is too. I see Imagin across the garden, scared, shaking, she knew her cover was about to be blown.

 

Nan, hung up the phone and turned to the gardener, "You were only using me to get to Lola!" she cried. I couldn't help but feel sorry for her, but that soon ended when Givennsz pulled out a picture she had taken of Nan and Lance a few months back, they were in bed together!!

 

 

This is the stuff you see in the movies, not at a bingo game.

 

Just when things couldn't get anymore strange, in walks Dirk and Booo73, hand in hand.

 

:-*

 

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Well welll welllll what do we have here... Dirk and Booo, unbeleivable to my eyes, but beleive it.. i can't even begin to count how many women he has had his fling with.. not to mention Mommy and him.. and their fiasco of a relationship just months ago.. and now Booo being sooo innocent..

 

Wnanhee suddenly excuses herself.. as she walks away we see her head towards and enters a conversation with Drake.. she looks a little upset.. meanwhile the gardener is in a deep chat with Lola she doesn't seemed phased by him.. but i would second guess that as her play to resist his charm only to be secretly melting inside...

 

As this is going on i get up to look for Dorothy.. i need to tell her what i know and have found, so far i've been able to smokescreen her affair with Lance.. does she want Lola to know.. did it really happen.. is it something she wants hidden..

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In my life I accepted that Dirk didn't want me anymore but to see him with Booo is so upsetting.  Dirk looks at me with his head tilted slightly upwards and a "challenging" look on his face as if to say " what do you think of this then...go on say something I dare you".  Booo is such a sweetheart and deserving of a man such as Dirk, I just smile at him, wave and say hi.  I could never ever spill the secret that Dirk told me all those years ago.

 

I struggle to keep up with what's gone on here today and my mind wanders back to the voice message.  I just felt so sick when I heard that and I thought I was going to faint.  I can't believe that Lola isnt too worried about it - it doesn't make sense.  There has to be more to this than meets the eye. 

 

I wander off in search of a strong drink and as I start walking away I glance at Nan chatting to Drake.  She looks really worried. 

 

Why do I get such a strong feeling that something awful is about to happen.

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Dirk was on my mind once again, what a crazy couple of months we spent together. We ended on a not so friendly note, so I cannot say that I am thrilled to see him. Booo73 on the other hand makes me smile, she is such a nice girl, too bad she doesn't know what she is in for with that man, and it's not my business anymore, she will find out soon enough.

 

I wave Blue over, she looks worried. She comes over and tells me that she is worried something is about to happen. I assure her, the worst of it is over, and things are pretty much back to normal.

 

Then out of nowhere I hear Nan say "I'm Pregnant!" You could have heard a pin drop.

 

OMG...This is something. I couldn't help but to laugh inside and think to myself, "Who's the father?"

 

 

:-*

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Oh good gosh.. where is Betty White when we need her.. instead of someone shouting "Bingo".. wnanhee shouts "I'm pregnant!" all heads turned towards her as we wait to hear more.. i was expecting B-10 not this... all of us in shock and wonder...

my mind ponders back to the knowledge of Dorothy and Lances affair, was this a way to get back at her sister because of all the years of torment... well it certainly is something towards of way of revenge.. how far will a sistah go?

I wonder if Booo noticed Dirk looking at Blues and Mommys booty.. i giggle to myself. Oh my god if that was just now a wink at me.. i will rat him out!

 

All i know is everyone has some "susplain'n a doo" !

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I see Dirk eyeing me, I know what he is thinking, but never again. Been there done that. Blue on the other hand would probably jump at the chance to have him just one more time.

 

We all are still in shock and don't know what to make of Nans announcement. Is she serious? Maybe it's a false alarm, god knows what drama will follow if it's not.

 

I see imagins face and she looks worried. I still have yet to find out what that was in her garter. Then it hits me, the paper is on the ground. I sneak over to it, bend down to pick it up.

 

What's this?!? DOROTHY? I can't believe my eyes. Before I could come to terms with what I just saw, Lola rips it out of my hands.

 

 

:-*

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..............i  start to read what Chillymellow wrote to me in the letter out loud for all to hear.

 

Dear Lola,

 

There is something you need to know. Although this pains me to tell you it is very important you know the truth. The blond at Cyber Bingo is not the woman having the affair with your man as you have thought all along!

 

While you were out that fateful night buying new troll doll trinkets for bingo i passed by your house to see if you were home. Parked at the end of the street in the back seat of Lances car was...........oh my please sit down Lola before reading on. (Lola sits down and begins to fan herself before continuing).

 

I am sorry to say but it was your sister Dorothy! I am sorry to be the one to tell you this.

 

Your dear friend,

 

Chillymellow

 

 

Everyone looks at Dorothy for an explanation. I give Jacob a quick glance and a wink. I set Dorothy up in a trap to sleep with my man. Jacob cybered with Dorothy pretending to be Lance! It worked like charm as i cybered Lance pretending to be Dorothy! My reward for a job well done...millions of dollars.........oh how bitter sweet it is!

 

 

 

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I was lost for words! I knew Dorothy was hiding something, but this takes the cake.

 

Lola stands up, and laughs. "Is this some kind of joke?"

 

Dorothy looks Lola dead in the eyes and says " Maybe if you treated your man better, he wouldn't go elsewhere."

 

No one said a word. The silence was deafening.

 

I see Lips across the table, and she seems to be enjoying this a little too much.

 

 

:-*

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I feel like fainting now that I announced to everyone that I was a pregnant, wonder if this is what people call that  miserable morning sickness...

Oh, heck...even without the sickness, I am having a hard time to swallow all these dramas.

Dirk this with mommy,Dirk that with Blue and now with Boo...

Lance with her, Lance with her,Lance with her........getting really confused but who am I kidding? I slept with both brothers and I am having a real hard time to figure out who the father of my baby is...feels like I got the double whammy.

I met Lance at Bingo Sky Bingo%20Sky.gif while playing 75 balls, we had great times together but not until I met my Drake, the Gardner...at the dinner when Lance introduced me to Drake, from the moment I started a double life. Mon-weds.with Lance at Bingo Flash, and  the weekends with Drake at Eat Sleep Bingo     when we both signed up with LCB Exclusive $35 with the coupon code LatestBB5 for $5 extra...we kissed each other every time one of us called the B I N G O!!!

I don't know what to do...feel like I am a tramp.

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I wonder to myself who is the father of Nan's baby because she is married to Bert who "bats for the other side" and clearly he is not the father.

 

Im totally stunned by the revelation that Dorothy has had, is still having? an affair with Lola's man but why isn't Lola angry.  She is grinning that naughty grin and winking at Jacob.  Something is afoot here and I'm not quite sure what it is.

 

"Does anyone have a cigarette - I'm gagging for one here and I've run out"  

 

Little does Lola know that I also had an affair with Lance and so did one other person but I'm not saying a thing.  

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Dinner has been quite delicious with all the yummy drama, my next guess would be the bit of gossip i heard through the grapevine about Dirk to spill out.. Dirks alledged affair with.. none other then Lance.. it's probably just gossip.. but you never know.. i'll keep it to myself..

 

I've been enjoying myself a little too much, Lolas grins and her bursts of laughter got me thinking the vodka done got her, but hell i'd be happy too if my man cheated only to end me with millions of dollars.. you can find another man anywhere.. but money just doesn't just fall out of vodka bottles...

 

I look over at wnanhee and wonder what she got that ALL the men sleep with her... lucky woman they just fall from the sky right into her lap.. but the sky isn't always with a silverlining.. nows she preggy and don't know who the father is...

 

Dorothy.. you sly sly devilish woman you... still i think there has to be more to it, i have a sneaky feeling she got paid...

 

Hands Blue a cig, with the lighter... oh.. that lighter.. so so familiar...hmmmm

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I am in awe of all that is happening here, this was supposed to be a nice bingo game with the girls and now it has turned into a drama filled love triangle smack down!

 

I wonder where Imagin. got that lighter, it does look awfully familiar. Ah well, I can't worry about that right now.

 

All I can worry about is if Dirk is here to tell our secret. We promised never to tell anyone, but that look on his face, I know he is about to spill everything. The night we met up with Lance we swore eachother to secrecy. Before he tells, I might as well get it out into the open.

 

" I slept with Lance too!" I say, "and so has Dirk!"

 

 

:-*

 

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..........the dinner party is over and all the guests have left including Dorothy! I am here on this Georgia plantation all alone with nothing but memories. Feeling suddenly sentimental i think of the fond memories Dorothy and i shared. How we would pretend we were all grown up........

 

She was Prudence and how she would dress up in designer big ben overalls! I was the diva in the lawn chair as Prudence mowed the lawn! Ahhh the memories of pretending we were painting the town and getting tipsy! We would laugh so hard we said we needed Poise pads not wet ourselves. Fact is sometimes we would have to hang our panties to dry out on the line!

 

Or the time i stepped on a Twinkie and had the cream squished between my toes and the Twinkie was stuck on my big toe! My sis laughed for days over that one!

 

I really don't like being in this big mansion alone.......i wonder who i can ask to come stay with me til Dorothy comes back......hmmmmmmm

 

 

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Oh how I am going to miss Dorothy, she was such a fun and vibrant person. She always knew the right words to say. I hope she comes back real soon. :'(

 

Wonder what Lips is going to do in that big house all by herself?

 

:-*

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Lola has thrown us all out of the house and Dorothy said she was going.  I will certainly miss her as she is a good friend and friends don't come easy these days.  :(

 

As for Lola - I feel for her being in that mansion on her own.  Maybe I should go back and see if she is alright.

 

I'll just finish my ciggy first.

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As i left the party, i slipped off my stilettos and into my Nikes heading towards Big Heart Bingo, along the way i see Steamy Bingo... "keep your head straight you don't need none of that..." "YES I DO" i giggled as i answered myself, they say.. a genuis talks to herself.. you are insane if you answer yourself.. i sped by...

 

Reminiscing Dorothy.. she started with a hoopty.. drove away in a Benz.. a modified Van Benz.. her dream.. but who was the man she drove off with..? i thought.. this juicy mystery..

I remember the time we went shopping and we played shopping cart races, she didn't make the turn and crashed into the Lobster Tank, Lobsters everywhere as this happened my cart crashed into the Watermelon bin.. tumbling watermelons on every isle.. we got kicked out.. we both determined she won, her trophy was Pizza with Garlic Bread sticks.. we both enjoyed at Eat Sleep Bingo.

 

Those were the days.. but As The Bingo Balls Turn.. these days will never be over...

 

 

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I've finished my ciggy and I knock on the door of the mansion.  I can hear the echo in the great hall as I knock.

 

I look behind me and there in the distance I can see Dorothy.  I shout out her name but she just carries on walking.   I call her name again but still she carries on walking.  Why can't she hear me?

 

I bang on the mansion door again and call "Lola - are you there"...still nothing.

 

I'm just about to walk away when I spot Nan coming up the long driveway.  Blue she says - come quick....you have to see this.

 

I follow Nan to the huge garden and I couldn't believe my eyes......

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..........in the garden is helwin and mommymachine over at the bingo balls weighting down certain balls! They were fixing the bingo game so they can win!!! Then selecting only those cards that had numbers that were not weighted down!

 

Blue and nan peeking around the rose bush tried to be very quiet as they watched. Suddenly nan yelped! A rose thorn stuck stuck her booty! Helwin and mommy turn around and see blue and nan and know they are busted..........

 

 

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I have seen some things happen on this plantation over the years being the maid. Certainly as soon as Ms Lola arrived there has been nothing but one big ruckus. Peering over the deck below me i see Helwin and Mommy pointing at each other. Helwin yelling Mommy did it and Mommy shouting back it was Helwin.

 

They are acting like two naughty children in a school yard fight. Blue and Nan simutaneously say at the same time "we saw it from behind the rose bush, you both did it". I do declare what kind of mischief have these two gotten into now. Nan yells my name to come down and get the thorn out of her arse! Walking towards the garden with my first aid kit tucked under my arm a kindly gentleman approaches me and says..

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I just can't believe what I am witnessing...here I thought to myself, the drama that was going on inside before everyone left was too much to bear, now I see these two of my friends snuck out behind us cheating the Bingo balls like they used to do at the  Red Card Bingo  and now blaming at each other like little kids and look at what they have done to my be~auti~ful booty...I try to blink my eyes once, twice to let the tears fall down on my cheek and started to yelp for help...why the maid,grapeu isn't running? I tuned my back to yell at the maid and see she stopped and talking to a man I have never seen before. Who is he? I turned to Blue and arched my eye brow up high and pointed my finger at the man and Blue just shake her head and gave me her usual  "???"...

'Oh, ouch!!!'

Starting to feel my booty numb from the pains and can't wait for grapeu any longer, I began to pull the thorn out with my left hand...

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........grapeu soon forgets the thorn in wnanhee's booty as the cowboy declares he lives across yonder in the Bingo Cabin. Being a bit of a showoff he pulls out stacks of $30 packets and wants to offer her and her lady friends a nite they aint eva gonna forget at his cabin this evening.

 

Grapeu being a bit of a tart herself doesn't want any of the others ladies to go. She was having more on her mind than just bingo balls.

 

Meanwhile helwin and mommy take off with there tail between their legs feeling nothing but shame! Serves them right for there sneaky little plot. Blue's cell phone rings and covers the mouth piece as she whispers its luvkitty.....

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luvkitty is calling to tell her she found Lola's diary, she left it at 123 Bingo.

 

It had all kinds of dirty secrets about her and her affairs. She is going to make copies for all of us to read.

 

I can't believe I got caught rigging the bingo balls, but I was desperate, I spent all of my money on Bingo in the last couple of nights, and I just needed one good win. Besides, Helwin talked me into it.

 

I was about to go back and try to explain myself when I noticed someone walking towards me, they look familiar  OMG it's....

 

 

:-*

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