I love the rhymes the bingo callers use that are so popular in the UK. So clever are they that i made a little story comprised of each number and their slang. It goes a little something like this..........
At the beginning there was one little duck and a cup of tea when a knock at the door made her spring up to see.......
Why who could it be? Man alive it is him, pulling one of Tom's Tricks again. Lucky for her, the garden gate was locked as she ran outside in total shock. But doctors orders said stay inside so she ran to hide in Gorden's den! But when she hid under the desk what did see......a big black spider with legs eleven! The spider laid eggs, one dozen at least. All of a sudden she got the creeps.
She remembered the day as she gazed through the shutters. Unluck for some on this Valentines Day who didn't have a sweetheart so young and keen. She met Tom when she was just sweet sixteen, some called her then the dancing queen. The coming of age how lovely it was. Hello to womanhood, say goodbye teens. One score for Tom is all it took and before you know it, they were both hooked!
Her eyes got big as time stood still when she heard the key of the door. After all this time it's thee and me in the house alone all over again. He walks in the den with two dozen roses as she pulls a duck and dive to try to hide. The pick and mix bouquet was tailored just for her. It opened the the gateway to heaven as the fragrance was a reminder of her very first time.
Will he think she is overweight after all this time. Her body begins to tremble as it is time to rise and shine. She peeks from around the curtain and see's him for the first time and an anger comes over her she can't deny. It was dirty Gertie that he romped in the hay, thats the reason they are not together today! She makes a bolt for the door and starts to get up and run. But she trips on the carpet and exclaims "how can when i have to buckle my shoe. She falls on the floor and it leaves a dirty knee. When it comes to being embarrassed you can't ask for more.
She brushes herself off as he lend's a hand and ask's her if he can have this dance. There will be no jump and jive tonight she snaps at him! It would take three dozen soldiers to hold me down and more than eleven to stick around!
What happens next you will just have to wait and see for there is 53 more balls to get to end...........
Lips
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