Johnny Depp Where Are You!!

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  • Bingo Hall

     

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    It's Pirates of the Sea

     

    The Life of a Pirate

     

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    Sail the 7 Seas

     

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    What i want to know is where is Johnny Depp?

     

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  • Here he is! Here he is!

     

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  • Are you keeping him to yourself froggy? You better not be!!!

  • Awww so sorry,Lips...

     

    The last time I talked to Johnny, he told me to tell you that he is on a vacation with uh...fi fi....what's her name? oh ya, ms.froggy~ LOL

  • Awww so sorry,Lips...

     

    The last time I talked to Johnny, he told me to tell you that he is on a vacation with uh...fi fi....what's her name? oh ya, ms.froggy~ LOL

     

    LOL LOL LOL LOL Great reply Nan. 

     

    Lucky Ms Froggy!

     

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  • I can verify he is definitely not here with me!  LOL

  • Awww so sorry,Lips...

     

    The last time I talked to Johnny, he told me to tell you that he is on a vacation with uh...fi fi....what's her name? oh ya, ms.froggy~ LOL

     

    Lmaooo i always thought she was a fi fi!!!!

  • lips we were out sailing the Caribbean yesterday! Poor Johnny had no idea that you were in love with him so I sat his swashbuckling butt down as the sun set and laid it all out on the table.

     

    Was like this:

    Me: Look Johnny, there is a woman named lips and she needs you! She would marry you if you weren't married to that skinny little thang you got now.

    Johnny: (Tears in his eyes) I have seen lipstick_xoxos in the Casino ND section while looking for the latest freebies but had no idea how she felt.

    Me: Johnny! Dude! Check out the General and Bingo sections and you will see. A member even gave pics of you to lips for Christmas.

    Johnny: (Sobbing uncontrollably)

    Me: Take her phone number! Call lips and set up a date but be sure you remain in Pirate costume. That's how she loves you best!

    Johnny: (Jumped off the boat and swam straight for LCB and LBB on a mission to find lips)

    Me: (Waiving and watching Johnny's expert swimming skills)

     

    Soooooooooo, we shall see........

     

  • Hopefully Lips will be in her pirate costume, waiting with baited breath!  Oh, what a site this will be to see- the two of them swashbuckling in the sunset.

  • LOL...I can picture it now...lucky Lips.

     

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    Me: (Waiving and watching Johnny's expert swimming skills)

     

    Soooooooooo, we shall see........

     

     

    As Johnny does the backstroke........it suddenly hits him. Fifi is playing a treacherous trick on him.......

     

    He swims to dry land with a perplexed look on his face.......

     

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    She didn't "wave" me off..........she "waived" me off. Am i going to swim to some abandoned island? Is she keeping Lips away from me?

     

     

  • I sailed ashore and Johnny was waiting for me.

     

    Johnny, why would I deceive you? th_batting_eyelashes_big.gif I loved you in Edward Scissorhands! I know it's been years but do you think you can give me one of those haircuts like you did in that movie?

     

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    If you do, I will tell you where I have locked up lips. Yes, I said it! She's locked away! I knew since the day I saw you work those scissorhands that one day you would do my hair. Today's the day Johnny! 

     

  • Fifi locks me up in an abandoned  Bingo Hall on Treasure Island!

     

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    Treasure Island Special

     

    Here be another amazing treat for all ye who come on Treasure Island for a special Pirates gathering! One lucky player will be able to win a $400 bonus prize and a 50% boost on top of the normal deposit bonus for his next deposit, for wagering the most in our Fair and Square bingo room between Feb 18th and Feb 23rd.

     

    Oh that Fifi is a smart cookie. She knows today is the last day i can spin. She is working hard to distract me from my Johnny.

     

    I can't resist i start to spin but all i see on the reels is...................

     

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    JOHNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

  • Are you sure?  I thought I saw him contemplating lips and froggy with Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.   ;)

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