Steals purse at bingo then stuffs a TV in his pants from Walmart?

Hiya Members,

I read this story and i had to crack up so i had to share it........

CANTON, Ohio —

Police arrested a 27-year-old Canton man after they said he was caught hiding a TV in his pants at Wal-Mart.

Gary M. Simpson put the 22-inch LCD TV under his shirt and in his pants, trying to conceal it, when an officer stopped him at 12:15 a.m. Saturday, an arrest report said.

The officer happened to be in the store for an unrelated incident.

Simpson faces misdemeanor counts of theft, obstruction and resisting arrest. He pleaded not guilty to the charges Tuesday in Canton Municipal Court.

He remains in Stark County Jail in lieu of bond.

Simpson also faces a warrant for a felony count of theft in Perry Township, where he is accused of stealing a woman’s purse at a bingo game June 1.

How the heck do you hide a TV under your shirt and expect to get away with it!!!

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I've known guys who would walk into Sears, unplug and pick up a display tv (the old console types!) and carry it right out the door.

I've seen women with foil lined purses pick every package of sudafed off the shelf while their "man" watched and their kids sat in the basket as the "mom" filled their purses to the brim.

I've been practically knocked over standing in line at WalMart while a guy pushed past me and everyone else carrying two arms loaded with clothes.

People who can't afford drugs will do most anything to get something to sell.

Then there are the ones that did afford their drugs and thought it would be funny to steal a box of poptarts for their munchies.  Or visine so their eyes wouldn't be red when their parents saw them.  Idiots.

The malls in San Antonio get clothing stores ripped off all the time.  The clerks can get in SO much trouble if they accuse someone and it turns out they can't "prove" they were stealing that they basically just turn their heads and the shoplifters walk on out the door.  It's really sad.

I've seen a big woman walk in the store like she was kinda crippled, as if she was having a hard time carrying her weight, she stuck a XBOX in between her legs and continue on as if nothing, walking with the XBOX tucked there, no one would suspect anything because she walked in the store that way..

It must have been totally obvious that this guy had a 22" TV down his pants/up his short.  Whatever possessed him to think that he could get away with it?

As for the Xbox between that womans legs...unbelievable but very clever.  Thieves are thinking up new and better ways to steal stuff from shops these days and it beggars belief.

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Simpson also faces a warrant for a felony count of theft in Perry Township, where he is accused of stealing a woman’s purse at a bingo game June 1.

 

All I have to say is no one better touch my stuff at Bingo! Not my lucky rocks, my lucky frog, my lucky crystals, not none of it! :D

Heck Yeah Froggy.. you gon' frog'em up they go near them!