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  • Do you keep falling asleep in staff meetings?

     

    What about those long and boring conference calls?

    Here's a way to change all of that:

     

    1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare your "Bulls**t Bingo" card by drawing a square -- I find that 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns --five across and five down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.

     

    2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

     

    • Synergy

    • Strategic fit

    • Core competencies

    • Out of the box

    • Bottom line

    • Revisit

    • Take that off-line

    • 24/7

    • Out of the loop

    • Benchmark

    • Value-added

    • Proactive

    • Win-win

    • Think outside the box

    • Fast track

    • Result-driven

    • Empower (or empowerment)

    • Knowledge base

    • At the end of the day

    • Touch base

    • Mindset

    • Client focus(ed)

    • Ballpark

    • Game plan

    • Leverage

    • Cascade

    • Sequential or sequentially

     

    3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

     

    4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLS**T!"

     

    Testimonials from satisfied "Bulls**t Bingo" players:

     

    "I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won."

    - Jack W., Boston

     

    "My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."

    - David D., Florida

     

    "What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win."

    - Bill R., New York City

     

    “The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box."

    - Ben G., Denver

     

    "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLS**T!" for the third time in two hours."

    - Harry A, Chantilly

     

    :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

     

    Lips

     

  • LMAOOO LIPS!!!

    Great post!!!!!!!!

  • Now that was cute....Thanks Lips.... :) :) :)

     

     

  • I love it! Definitely will try for next conference call as sometimes they can be a real drag:P....Thanks

  • LMAO...haha Lips...that's awesome! Wonder if I can make up a similiar Bulls**t Bingo card for my husband's empty promises on tiling a backsplash in our kitchen. lol

    *soon...

    *next week....

    *after I...

    *as soon as....

    *next paycheck....

    *this weekend...

    *next time we go to Home Depot...

     

  • LOL!!!  I am sure you can hun. 

     

    Cute post lips!

  • LMAO...haha Lips...that's awesome! Wonder if I can make up a similiar Bulls**t Bingo card for my husband's empty promises on tiling a backsplash in our kitchen. lol

    *soon...

    *next week....

    *after I...

    *as soon as....

    *next paycheck....

    *this weekend...

    *next time we go to Home Depot...

     

    hey i like that game better!!! Lmaooooooo
  • Me TOO!!!! lol

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