Oh yes it's Ladies Nite...and the feelings right!

I would bust my ass wearing those shoes, for real!  I'm more the barefoot hick over in the corner type.  Never even had a pair of high heels.

Hopefully you're only missing sitting next to the psycho with the switchblade.  Don't call BINGO next to one of them!

A stiletto is a knife... they call spiked heels stilettos.. because those spiked heels are as sharp as one and can be used as a weapon. Thats always been my thought on stilettos.

Stilettos are the womans secret weapon, can't carry my blade or my gun, but i can wear my stilettos ANYWHERE...

Try and take my bingo seat, i'll poke you in the eyeball with them! ROARR!!

:'( Easy... Now, now...you guys are starting to scare me...  :P

Well I don't have one of that but I do have a small tiny but very sharp blade which you can fold in a half  that you can put it under your top underwear  to protect yourself...well, it's more likely for when someone dishonored you, you are suppose to use it to kill yourself before you dishonor your family name...ha ha ha

It is from my great, great grandma!!! :o

hari-kari by teeny tiny samurai sword... what a way to go.  But what an awesome heirloom. 

That might make a good episode for Criminal Minds, with them trying to figure out the murder weapon.  They'd be researching and profiling, and make the arrest just when they call the last ball and you BINGO on the jackpot!  You could whip out the tiny blade and yell out something like "I'm coming, honorable grandmother!" or, "BINGO!" just as you make that final cut.  Awesome.