As the Bingo Balls Turn……….

In my life I accepted that Dirk didn't want me anymore but to see him with Booo is so upsetting.  Dirk looks at me with his head tilted slightly upwards and a "challenging" look on his face as if to say " what do you think of this then...go on say something I dare you".  Booo is such a sweetheart and deserving of a man such as Dirk, I just smile at him, wave and say hi.  I could never ever spill the secret that Dirk told me all those years ago.

I struggle to keep up with what's gone on here today and my mind wanders back to the voice message.  I just felt so sick when I heard that and I thought I was going to faint.  I can't believe that Lola isnt too worried about it - it doesn't make sense.  There has to be more to this than meets the eye. 

I wander off in search of a strong drink and as I start walking away I glance at Nan chatting to Drake.  She looks really worried. 

Why do I get such a strong feeling that something awful is about to happen.

Dirk was on my mind once again, what a crazy couple of months we spent together. We ended on a not so friendly note, so I cannot say that I am thrilled to see him. Booo73 on the other hand makes me smile, she is such a nice girl, too bad she doesn't know what she is in for with that man, and it's not my business anymore, she will find out soon enough.

I wave Blue over, she looks worried. She comes over and tells me that she is worried something is about to happen. I assure her, the worst of it is over, and things are pretty much back to normal.

Then out of nowhere I hear Nan say "I'm Pregnant!" You could have heard a pin drop.

OMG...This is something. I couldn't help but to laugh inside and think to myself, "Who's the father?"

:-*

Oh good gosh.. where is Betty White when we need her.. instead of someone shouting "Bingo".. wnanhee shouts "I'm pregnant!" all heads turned towards her as we wait to hear more.. i was expecting B-10 not this... all of us in shock and wonder...

my mind ponders back to the knowledge of Dorothy and Lances affair, was this a way to get back at her sister because of all the years of torment... well it certainly is something towards of way of revenge.. how far will a sistah go?

I wonder if Booo noticed Dirk looking at Blues and Mommys booty.. i giggle to myself. Oh my god if that was just now a wink at me.. i will rat him out!

All i know is everyone has some "susplain'n a doo" !

Forgive me but I have to take a minute for

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH....susplain'n a doo...lmaooooo

Ok back to the show.

:-*

I see Dirk eyeing me, I know what he is thinking, but never again. Been there done that. Blue on the other hand would probably jump at the chance to have him just one more time.

We all are still in shock and don't know what to make of Nans announcement. Is she serious? Maybe it's a false alarm, god knows what drama will follow if it's not.

I see imagins face and she looks worried. I still have yet to find out what that was in her garter. Then it hits me, the paper is on the ground. I sneak over to it, bend down to pick it up.

What's this?!? DOROTHY? I can't believe my eyes. Before I could come to terms with what I just saw, Lola rips it out of my hands.

:-*

..............i  start to read what Chillymellow wrote to me in the letter out loud for all to hear.

Dear Lola,

There is something you need to know. Although this pains me to tell you it is very important you know the truth. The blond at Cyber Bingo is not the woman having the affair with your man as you have thought all along!

While you were out that fateful night buying new troll doll trinkets for bingo i passed by your house to see if you were home. Parked at the end of the street in the back seat of Lances car was...........oh my please sit down Lola before reading on. (Lola sits down and begins to fan herself before continuing).

I am sorry to say but it was your sister Dorothy! I am sorry to be the one to tell you this.

Your dear friend,

Chillymellow

Everyone looks at Dorothy for an explanation. I give Jacob a quick glance and a wink. I set Dorothy up in a trap to sleep with my man. Jacob cybered with Dorothy pretending to be Lance! It worked like charm as i cybered Lance pretending to be Dorothy! My reward for a job well done...millions of dollars.........oh how bitter sweet it is!

I was lost for words! I knew Dorothy was hiding something, but this takes the cake.

Lola stands up, and laughs. "Is this some kind of joke?"

Dorothy looks Lola dead in the eyes and says " Maybe if you treated your man better, he wouldn't go elsewhere."

No one said a word. The silence was deafening.

I see Lips across the table, and she seems to be enjoying this a little too much.

:-*

I feel like fainting now that I announced to everyone that I was a pregnant, wonder if this is what people call that  miserable morning sickness...

Oh, heck...even without the sickness, I am having a hard time to swallow all these dramas.

Dirk this with mommy,Dirk that with Blue and now with Boo...

Lance with her, Lance with her,Lance with her........getting really confused but who am I kidding? I slept with both brothers and I am having a real hard time to figure out who the father of my baby is...feels like I got the double whammy.

I met Lance at Bingo Sky while playing 75 balls, we had great times together but not until I met my Drake, the Gardner...at the dinner when Lance introduced me to Drake, from the moment I started a double life. Mon-weds.with Lance at Bingo Flash, and  the weekends with Drake at Eat Sleep Bingo     when we both signed up with LCB Exclusive $35 with the coupon code LatestBB5 for $5 extra...we kissed each other every time one of us called the B I N G O!!!

I don't know what to do...feel like I am a tramp.

I wonder to myself who is the father of Nan's baby because she is married to Bert who "bats for the other side" and clearly he is not the father.

Im totally stunned by the revelation that Dorothy has had, is still having? an affair with Lola's man but why isn't Lola angry.  She is grinning that naughty grin and winking at Jacob.  Something is afoot here and I'm not quite sure what it is.

"Does anyone have a cigarette - I'm gagging for one here and I've run out"  

Little does Lola know that I also had an affair with Lance and so did one other person but I'm not saying a thing.  

Dinner has been quite delicious with all the yummy drama, my next guess would be the bit of gossip i heard through the grapevine about Dirk to spill out.. Dirks alledged affair with.. none other then Lance.. it's probably just gossip.. but you never know.. i'll keep it to myself..

I've been enjoying myself a little too much, Lolas grins and her bursts of laughter got me thinking the vodka done got her, but hell i'd be happy too if my man cheated only to end me with millions of dollars.. you can find another man anywhere.. but money just doesn't just fall out of vodka bottles...

I look over at wnanhee and wonder what she got that ALL the men sleep with her... lucky woman they just fall from the sky right into her lap.. but the sky isn't always with a silverlining.. nows she preggy and don't know who the father is...

Dorothy.. you sly sly devilish woman you... still i think there has to be more to it, i have a sneaky feeling she got paid...

Hands Blue a cig, with the lighter... oh.. that lighter.. so so familiar...hmmmm

I am in awe of all that is happening here, this was supposed to be a nice bingo game with the girls and now it has turned into a drama filled love triangle smack down!

I wonder where Imagin. got that lighter, it does look awfully familiar. Ah well, I can't worry about that right now.

All I can worry about is if Dirk is here to tell our secret. We promised never to tell anyone, but that look on his face, I know he is about to spill everything. The night we met up with Lance we swore eachother to secrecy. Before he tells, I might as well get it out into the open.

" I slept with Lance too!" I say, "and so has Dirk!"

:-*

..........the dinner party is over and all the guests have left including Dorothy! I am here on this Georgia plantation all alone with nothing but memories. Feeling suddenly sentimental i think of the fond memories Dorothy and i shared. How we would pretend we were all grown up........

She was Prudence and how she would dress up in designer big ben overalls! I was the diva in the lawn chair as Prudence mowed the lawn! Ahhh the memories of pretending we were painting the town and getting tipsy! We would laugh so hard we said we needed Poise pads not wet ourselves. Fact is sometimes we would have to hang our panties to dry out on the line!

Or the time i stepped on a Twinkie and had the cream squished between my toes and the Twinkie was stuck on my big toe! My sis laughed for days over that one!

I really don't like being in this big mansion alone.......i wonder who i can ask to come stay with me til Dorothy comes back......hmmmmmmm

Oh how I am going to miss Dorothy, she was such a fun and vibrant person. She always knew the right words to say. I hope she comes back real soon. :'(

Wonder what Lips is going to do in that big house all by herself?

:-*

Lola has thrown us all out of the house and Dorothy said she was going.  I will certainly miss her as she is a good friend and friends don't come easy these days.  :(

As for Lola - I feel for her being in that mansion on her own.  Maybe I should go back and see if she is alright.

I'll just finish my ciggy first.

As i left the party, i slipped off my stilettos and into my Nikes heading towards Big Heart Bingo, along the way i see Steamy Bingo... "keep your head straight you don't need none of that..." "YES I DO" i giggled as i answered myself, they say.. a genuis talks to herself.. you are insane if you answer yourself.. i sped by...

Reminiscing Dorothy.. she started with a hoopty.. drove away in a Benz.. a modified Van Benz.. her dream.. but who was the man she drove off with..? i thought.. this juicy mystery..

I remember the time we went shopping and we played shopping cart races, she didn't make the turn and crashed into the Lobster Tank, Lobsters everywhere as this happened my cart crashed into the Watermelon bin.. tumbling watermelons on every isle.. we got kicked out.. we both determined she won, her trophy was Pizza with Garlic Bread sticks.. we both enjoyed at Eat Sleep Bingo.

Those were the days.. but As The Bingo Balls Turn.. these days will never be over...