As the Bingo Balls Turn……….

I've finished my ciggy and I knock on the door of the mansion.  I can hear the echo in the great hall as I knock.

I look behind me and there in the distance I can see Dorothy.  I shout out her name but she just carries on walking.   I call her name again but still she carries on walking.  Why can't she hear me?

I bang on the mansion door again and call "Lola - are you there"...still nothing.

I'm just about to walk away when I spot Nan coming up the long driveway.  Blue she says - come quick....you have to see this.

I follow Nan to the huge garden and I couldn't believe my eyes......

..........in the garden is helwin and mommymachine over at the bingo balls weighting down certain balls! They were fixing the bingo game so they can win!!! Then selecting only those cards that had numbers that were not weighted down!

Blue and nan peeking around the rose bush tried to be very quiet as they watched. Suddenly nan yelped! A rose thorn stuck stuck her booty! Helwin and mommy turn around and see blue and nan and know they are busted..........

I have seen some things happen on this plantation over the years being the maid. Certainly as soon as Ms Lola arrived there has been nothing but one big ruckus. Peering over the deck below me i see Helwin and Mommy pointing at each other. Helwin yelling Mommy did it and Mommy shouting back it was Helwin.

They are acting like two naughty children in a school yard fight. Blue and Nan simutaneously say at the same time "we saw it from behind the rose bush, you both did it". I do declare what kind of mischief have these two gotten into now. Nan yells my name to come down and get the thorn out of her arse! Walking towards the garden with my first aid kit tucked under my arm a kindly gentleman approaches me and says..

I just can't believe what I am witnessing...here I thought to myself, the drama that was going on inside before everyone left was too much to bear, now I see these two of my friends snuck out behind us cheating the Bingo balls like they used to do at the  Red Card Bingo  and now blaming at each other like little kids and look at what they have done to my be~auti~ful booty...I try to blink my eyes once, twice to let the tears fall down on my cheek and started to yelp for help...why the maid,grapeu isn't running? I tuned my back to yell at the maid and see she stopped and talking to a man I have never seen before. Who is he? I turned to Blue and arched my eye brow up high and pointed my finger at the man and Blue just shake her head and gave me her usual  "???"...

'Oh, ouch!!!'

Starting to feel my booty numb from the pains and can't wait for grapeu any longer, I began to pull the thorn out with my left hand...

........grapeu soon forgets the thorn in wnanhee's booty as the cowboy declares he lives across yonder in the Bingo Cabin. Being a bit of a showoff he pulls out stacks of $30 packets and wants to offer her and her lady friends a nite they aint eva gonna forget at his cabin this evening.

Grapeu being a bit of a tart herself doesn't want any of the others ladies to go. She was having more on her mind than just bingo balls.

Meanwhile helwin and mommy take off with there tail between their legs feeling nothing but shame! Serves them right for there sneaky little plot. Blue's cell phone rings and covers the mouth piece as she whispers its luvkitty.....

luvkitty is calling to tell her she found Lola's diary, she left it at 123 Bingo.

It had all kinds of dirty secrets about her and her affairs. She is going to make copies for all of us to read.

I can't believe I got caught rigging the bingo balls, but I was desperate, I spent all of my money on Bingo in the last couple of nights, and I just needed one good win. Besides, Helwin talked me into it.

I was about to go back and try to explain myself when I noticed someone walking towards me, they look familiar  OMG it's....

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............its ishin!!! My heart stops when i see him. I see luvkitty sitting in the corner reading omggggggg she has my diary. My heart pounds and i panic....it's all about me and ishin. Why is he here.......did someone call him and tell him whats in my diary???

Wnanhee who is having morning sickness now that she is pregnant asks the maid grapeu to bring her some crackers. Blue pulls her on the side and asks her........who is the REAL father of your baby? Wnanhee not sure says....i hope it's the Big Bucks Bingo hottie. Blue in deep thought now wonders.......who has big bucks?

Mommy over hears and wants to know who the father is suggests a seance tonight at midnite.....

I'm shocked and upset that Helwin and MommyMachine were cheating with the bingo balls.  They must be really hard up.

I'm waiting for Nan to spill the beans on who the father is.  She said something about Big Bucks Bingo and I'm thinking what the hell does that have to do with who the father is.  Is it their special BOGOF offer tonight with their 3 part bingo, or their player appreciation day tomorrow with $1250 guaranteed jackpots.  Who is the hottie at Big Bucks Bingo?

I hear Nan mumble something about "not really sure" and as she mumbles that I see luvkitty reading some sort of diary....who's diary is it - she certainly wouldn't be reading it so intently if it was her own.

Ishin has arrived and he is with Dorothy.  What the hell is he doing here and why is Dorothy with him? 

What the hell is going on here.

Nan looks at me and says "blue - listen carefully to what I have to say. I do know who the father is, but I haven't told anyone yet." 

I need a cigarette - I can't cope with this sort of information.  "Nan - don't say a word"  If you are going to spill the beans, then you may as well tell everyone at the same time.

Nan stops talking and nods at me reluctantly....."you are right" ......

I am so torn in between what's going on with everyone and my own dilemma...

Oh I knew all along about who the father of baby was but was not sure since the day I happened to slept with all three men and couldn't be sure who...but deep down inside I knew it all along...trying to tell Blue who and she who has been so wise tells me to stop and wait and she is right about telling all my friends at the same time.

I met him at Big Bucks Bingo at first sight, we feel the click and he paid for all my cards and after the games, he took me to the Paris Hotel casino and we stayed in bed for the next three days and nights...

"Girls...I need to tell you guys something very important and it can not be waited...meet me inside the house tonight and please be there!!!"

Seeing Ishin and Dorothy together is just laughable...he is such a tease and bad playboy...but then again Dorothy isn't much better either when it comes to men...

"OMG,omg..."luvkitty kept on saying it over and over again and she really is getting on my nerve. I shout at her to stop and she said...

"No, Nan, I just read something about you in this diary, would you like me to tell everyone what it says?"

Nan got really nervous, she knew what luvkitty was talking about. Nan had also had an affair with Ishin, in fact, every girl here has. He is the real father of her baby, and HE doesn't even know yet.

How long until someone tells him? I give it a minute or two. I just hope this gathering doesn't turn into what the garden bingo game became. Choas.

Ishin looks at me, and he also looks nervous, OH BOY, I thought, here we go...

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I'm the father!! i suddenly state in a clear and loud voice. Everyone turns towards the door looking confused and in shock, as they heard a womans voice state she er he's the father. Little do they know i had a sex change operation, right before it was done.. we had an ... affair.

I'm just kidding, i just wanted to say, the storyline is great i really enjoy reading this, Mommy you do so well with it, you are so creative haha!

Back to the show!

lmaooooooo Imagin.

Back to the regular scheduled program

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Imagin runs up to ishin, and I thought oh noooooo is she going to do what I think she is going to do?

Yep, she plants one on him, right in front of everyone! Lola gets real jealous, silly woman did she think he was only hers?  You can see the anger in her eyes as she storms off.

I laugh inside, Lola had been the one who always got what she wanted, but it doesn't seem to be that way anymore.

Luvkitty gets up, and says "Nan, is this true? Is ishin really your baby daddy?

Nans face turns bright red, and she says...

:-*

Little did anyone know i was a man in my other life... (lmao lmao..)

Hello ishin.. batting my eyeslashes with my hand on my hip.. *snap snap in G form*

I can see Mommy and Blue having that chuckle, Luvkitty still drilling nan for her to spill it out, shes wants the truth and wants it now!

I was standing there, and I noticed something. Imagin. has an adams apple?!? ??? What the heck?

OMG  I can't wait to tell ishin. I will wait on that, this is too much fun to watch.

Nan is thinking, and you can see on her face that she is scared, but Luvkitty doesn't let up. Finally, Nan says " It could be Lance, Drake, Dirk, or ishin!"

I have a feeling we will be seeing her on Maury real soon.

Me and Blue are looking at eachother, neither one of us knows what to expect next.

Wait a minute, I start to think, was this all set up by Lola? Did she leave that diary on purpose? I bet she put all of these dirty secrets inside the diary just waiting for someone to find it.

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