Bingo Jokes!!!!!!!!!

Bingo Operator: Your username please?

Guest: My username is Daffy Pluto Mickey Minnie Donald Road Runner Speedy Gonzalez London.

Operator: Why do you have a username like that?

Guest: Why? You guys told me it had to be 6 characters long and include a capital!

Bingo Operator: Your username please?

 

Guest: My username is Daffy Pluto Mickey Minnie Donald Road Runner Speedy Gonzalez London.

 

Operator: Why do you have a username like that?

 

Guest: Why? You guys told me it had to be 6 characters long and include a capital!

LOL

Disappointed Wile E. Coyote was not among the chosen characters :)

Bingo Operator: Your username please?

 

Guest: My username is Daffy Pluto Mickey Minnie Donald Road Runner Speedy Gonzalez London.

 

Operator: Why do you have a username like that?

 

Guest: Why? You guys told me it had to be 6 characters long and include a capital!

Hahahaha I really like this one lips!

Peter and his wife are trying to set up a new password during registration at an online Bingo site. Peter  thinks of one that will be easy to remember and comes up with, "MePeter". His wife falls on the floor laughing so hard because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

hilarious! LOL Can't you just picture a guy's face when he saw that.

10 signs that you are addicted to Online Bingo:

1. Bingo Customer Service calls YOU for assistance.

2. When told a funny joke you say “L-O-L” out loud.

3. When entering a crowded room somewhere more you ask management what is the size of Bingo pots.

4. You are more aware of your online Bingo friends’ daily activities than your own spouse’s.

5. When asked “What did you say?” you yell “Bingo!”

6. You change your Bingo user name so many times you have to check your own Bingo profile find out who you are.

7. Before logging into a Bingo site, you pack a picnic, a flashlight and tent.

8. You spend more time saying good-bye to Bingo roomies than you do saying good-bye to real-life friends when leaving a gathering.

9. After discussing online Bingo to your therapist she is now hooked and you both now have your sessions in private Bingo Chat rooms.

10. You have a designer license plate with your Bingo nickname on it.

Girl says to her bff: "My husband is going on a trip to Central Asia"

Bff :  "Is he going to Tibet?

Girl: " Of course, why else would he go" !

A girl is strolling on the beach when she hears a deep voice says DIG! Looking around she realizing no one else is there she begins to think she is hearing things.

Then again the voice yelled: I SAID, DIG! Reluctantly she begins to dig in the sand when she uncovers a small chest with a rusty lock. The deep voice commands: OPEN!

With a rock destroys the lock opens the chest and she sees a small amount of cash. The deep voice says: TO THE BINGO HALL! She grabs the chest and walks a few blocks away to the nearest bingo hall. The deep voice says: PICK ONLY CARDS WHICH INCLUDE THE NUMBER 27.

She purchases a pile of cards with the cash found in chest and sits down at a table. She needs one number for the Progressive Jackpot and it is the number 27. Every bingo player is quiet as the caller announces the next ball.........and it is..... 26. The deep voice says: SHIT !

While Joe's wife is on her way home from bingo his buddy calls him. "Hey Joe was at bingo tonight with my girlfriend and saw your wife. She got herself a Bingo but had to split it 10 ways and ended up with only $5.00."

Just then Joe's wife walks through the door. He hangs up and says what's for dinner i am hungry. Not wanting to cook she tells him she won enough at bingo so they can go out for dinner tonight. "Oh you don't  say, how much" asks Joe.

She decides to add another zero to her win "$50.00 Joe, isn't that great". Damn it woman where in the world did you learn how to exaggerate like that - If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times don’t exaggerate!

And now for a corny joke!!

Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the Bingo Hall?

A: Because he was on a winning roll.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

hahahahaha I just pictured a little sesame seed jumping from table to table, dabbing his own cards and giving the evil eye to other players LOL I should probably seek professional help.

It is snowing like crazy here but ......LoL  :)