Don’t Rock the Boat Baby!
The skipper announces “All aboard the Bingo Boat”! The sun is rising over the water as players board the biggest bingo cruise this side of the Mississipi. Tea and crumpets are being served on the upper deck as anxious players race to grab their morning breakfast. Swaying back and fourth on deck as the waves splash…skipper yells “don’t rock the boat baby….don’t tip the boat over as he throws $10 bills out to the crowd!
This is the .10 card cruise. Prize money is $30 for each game. Daintly sipping my tea I dab my cards with precision as the skipper announces each new ball. To the left on deck is Hearts & Dollars slot machine. Jackpot is at $7762 with three $$$ symbols! Cherries, bells, hearts, flowers are on the 3 reels. Minimum bet is .10 and maxium bet is .30. Now that’s what I call my price range!
I played 4 games of bingo and the closest I came was needing two numbers. B-I-N-G-O was being called to the right of me …….to the left me and all around me!
Feeling a bit sea sick at losing…..i lean over the side of the boat. Players come running as a player yells….”woman over board…woman over board!!! The skippers reaches for my hand and says…”come back…make a deposit and receive a 50% bonus match!
I quickly reach for his hand….soaken wet….i pull out my visa! I’m ready to play but please……don’t rock the boat baby!!!
Lipstick
The skipper announces “All aboard the Bingo Boat”! The sun is rising over the water as players board the biggest bingo cruise this side of the Mississipi. Tea and crumpets are being served on the upper deck as anxious players race to grab their morning breakfast. Swaying back and fourth on deck as the waves splash…skipper yells “don’t rock the boat baby….don’t tip the boat over as he throws $10 bills out to the crowd!
This is the .10 card cruise. Prize money is $30 for each game. Daintly sipping my tea I dab my cards with precision as the skipper announces each new ball. To the left on deck is Hearts & Dollars slot machine. Jackpot is at $7762 with three $$$ symbols! Cherries, bells, hearts, flowers are on the 3 reels. Minimum bet is .10 and maxium bet is .30. Now that’s what I call my price range!
I played 4 games of bingo and the closest I came was needing two numbers. B-I-N-G-O was being called to the right of me …….to the left me and all around me!
Feeling a bit sea sick at losing…..i lean over the side of the boat. Players come running as a player yells….”woman over board…woman over board!!! The skippers reaches for my hand and says…”come back…make a deposit and receive a 50% bonus match!
I quickly reach for his hand….soaken wet….i pull out my visa! I’m ready to play but please……don’t rock the boat baby!!!
Lipstick
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