Beauty and the Beast Tips

I have heard a tip (and on more than one occasion) that if you put Hemorrhoid cream under your eyes, it gets rid of the bags and wrinkles.  It's cheap to buy over the counter at any chemist/drugstore.  I've never had the guts to try it out.

Has anyone else heard of this?

blue

Yes, and I know friends who live by it, alot of the beauty pageant contestants swear by it too...

Go figure, do they put mascara on the butt?

LOL

:-*

Yes, and I know friends who live by it, alot of the beauty pageant contestants swear by it too...

 

 

Go figure, do they put mascara on the butt?

 

LOL

 

 

:-*

I hope not!  LMAO!

Well if it works, I better get over to Bingo Fabulous cos that's how I will feel.

blue

Lmaoooooooo your little bingo balls huh?

I do have a question though. You said the boys can keep their toys.....what about the girls?

:P :P :P :P :P :P

Lips

Lmaoooooooo your little bingo balls huh?

 

I do have a question though. You said the boys can keep their toys.....what about the girls?

:P :P :P :P :P :P

 

 

Lips

Well if you're single, you're sure gonna need em'

I really had to come back to this thread and make a comment, this is a fascinating subject in this thread, and Froggy i thank you for bringing it.

 

I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump'n grind, that quickie in the park, elevator or drive-thru, getting excitingly hot and sexual sliding on top or down below while driving, or those roaming hands at the movie theater while he hides it with the popcorn box. I can be that little freak if I want to. I think just a man being a man and knowing the package he carries with all the natural aphrodisiactic gifts and appetizers he offers is magical. He is actually an executive sexually erotic chef with his own steamy and delicious ideas. But at the same time it is also very relaxing and fun to be with a man alone in the comfort of the warm loving home you built for him, exploring the multitude of the natural erogenous areas and erotic feelings both can encounter and appreciate, spending this time together romatically surrounded and enhanced by natural foods, aromas and natural scents of sexual desire and stimulation.. what a pleasure indeed

 

I think I'll go dab some vanilla behind my knees, make some sexy spaghetti with basil, make a trail of chocolate kisses leading to the bedroom.. and later I'll pop some popcorn..

 

Tomorrow we BBQ shrimp.. endulge in raw carrots and pumpkin seeds, baked cinnamon apple slices.. then we shall have intercourse.. i mean the main course..

 

Now.. i got my menu..my ideas..this skimpy apron.. i just need a man too

 

:( ....

Imagin you have such a way with words. I'm gonna have to steal that menu!

Hello My Little Bingo Balls!

LMAOOOOO... it just gives me images.. and Thank You Froggy for the compliment!!

Hello my darling dabbers,

Every bingo player needs strong hands.  Here are some finger exercises to keep your hands in tip top shape.

Silly; I know, but you will thank me when you have the hand power to:

• Be the first to get in on the online chat specials

• Put your hand up and stop someone dead in their tracks from sitting next to you and messing up your “vibe”.

• Sign bingo as you yell it…for added effect.

• Stare people down at bingo motioning “I’m watching you”.

So work those fingers and get over to Bingo Workz!

LOL have a great week!!!!

Oh thank you so much froggy, yes i agree finger speed and grip, along with perfect coordination, and the finger strength to poke'em in the chest when they sit in your seat.. very important

Thank you for sharing these tips, im doing my finger excersizes as we speak.

hahahahahahahhahahaha!!! All together now let's do our exercises!!

Hello Bingo Charms,

When you’re up late playing bingo and having a few cocktails, you don’t want to worry about a hangover. Here are some tips to avoid praying to the porcelain god courtesy of eHow.com. A hungover bingo player is not a happy bingo player.

When it comes to preventing a hangover, time seems to be the best cure. Most of the things people have told you are false. The first thing to avoid in order to prevent hangovers is not to mix any kind of carbonated drinks with alcohol; also avoid any fruit juices mixed in alcohol because the sugar can help the alcohol reach your bloodstream quicker and it can make you become dehydrated faster.

Eat potatoes

Eating before you consume alcohol will definitely help to reduce the chance of a hangover. Try eating potatoes before drinking alcohol because they contain flavonoids which can help reduce hangover symptoms; some say eating boiled potatoes prior to consuming alcohol allows them to drink more but not feel the effects as much.

If you are going to be drinking vodka, do not mix it with fruit drinks, energy drinks or anything containing carbonation or you will get dehydrated quicker which will give you a hangover.

Drink a lot of fluids like water

You are better off just doing shots and chasing it with at least 6 ounces of water. Just remember to eat first, and with every beer you consume; drink 6 to 8 ounces of plain water and the odds of getting a hangover will be slim to none.

Now that you will be hangover free, let's celebrate! Bring your cocktails to Party Bingo

Have a great week!

Oh Thank you froggy, these are great tips.. oh those hangovers are terrible.. i was wondering are there any tips on how to remember what you did the night before.. or any that help you forget, or any tips that help with the silly things you do while drinking, like lighting your lips on fire because you someway switched the positioning of the cig and lighter.. many times i've tried the "it wasn't me" routine.. but they have film to back it up...

The only tip I can give you is to GET that film.... and hand it straight over to me.  :P

I would like to know if there is any tips for drunk dialing or drunk text messaging.......!!!!

Great post froggy!!

Lips

Hi y’all!

As a bingo player you know the importance of fresh breath! (just go with it)

We are about to embark on an adventure to learn how to keep the breath from smelling like hot garbage. C’mon you know there are all kinds of bad breath.

For example there are:

The “hot”

The “hot garbage”

The “wanna know what I had for dinner”

The “wanna know what I had for dinner 4 days ago”

The “hi I don’t brush my tongue”

This is not a comprehensive list, so feel free to add.

So here we go, 8 easy steps to banish bad breath courtesy of WebMD.

Don't let your tongue become a dirty carpet.

Bad breath often strikes when people aren't properly taking care of their oral health. The odor is usually caused by decaying food particles and bacteria in your mouth. That's why brushing and flossing your teeth is so important, but don't forget to gently brush your tongue to get rid of even more bacteria.

Chew gum like it's going out of style.

"When you chew gum it makes you salivate, and the more saliva you have in your mouth the fewer bacteria you have. It not only mechanically washes bacteria out, but we have antiseptic and enzymes in our saliva that kill bacteria," says Wolner.

Choose cinnamon -- it's sweeter.

A recent study of the cinnamon-flavored gum Big Red found that cinnamon might have breath-odor fighting abilities. Unlike other flavors, cinnamon is not just a cover-up, Wolner tells WebMD. In fact, he says, an ingredient in the flavoring appears to actually decrease the bacteria in your mouth. The only problem is that sugar gums are bad for your teeth, so stick to sugarless cinnamon-flavored gum instead.

Drink more water.

Wolner says the older you get the more likely you are to get dehydrated. You might not even notice you're thirsty, he says, so make drinking water a habit, because water will help keep the bacteria in your mouth to a minimum. Drinking water has a lot of health benefits, and preventing bad breath is one of them.

Rule out rare causes for bad breath.

While most bad breath can be banished with simple hygienic steps, there are times when dental or medical conditions might be the culprit. Make an appointment with your dentist if an unsavory odor takes residence in your mouth.

Have a slice of bread.

If you're on one of the many popular low-carb diets, remember that bad breath or "ketone breath" is a potential side effect when you always have that burger sans bun. You can try different methods of masking the odor, such as gum or tart candies, but adding a few carbs to your daily diet might also do the trick.

Get a water pick.

You can't really clean your entire mouth with a toothbrush. "Using an irrigator or water pick cleans everything out around and under your gums and between your teeth," says Wolner. "If food lingers between your teeth where a toothbrush doesn't reach, it's fermenting." Next time you floss, take a whiff of your floss after you're done, and you'll have a good idea about what fermented or rotten food particles smell like.

Don't let bad breath go to your head.

If you think you have bad breath, get a second opinion. "A large proportion of people who think they're social pariahs with terrible breath don't have bad breath at all," says Wolner.

I’m going to take my tips and share them over at Bingo LOL! With all the laughing going on over there, fresh breath is key.

Have a minty fresh week!