Bingo Jokes!!!!!!!!!

Thanks hun, today I am still laughing about it!!!!!  :P  :P

~ BINGO vs HUSBAND ~

Mary was on the telephone to her friend Joan, complaining about her lazy, good-for-nothing husband. After 20 minutes of this Joan said, ”My husband said I had to choose between him and bingo……. I'm gonna miss him …..!!”

THE ADDICTION!!!

Me...addicted?

I only play bingo on days that end in Y.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!  This one is especially for Imagin.ation and Tony!!!!  hehe

LMAOOOO SHELLI...

Just call me BingaViv... :P :P :P

I kept winning and couldn't stop playing, im trying to find more to sign up at!!..

1 More To Go... lalalalaaaa.. loooool

LOL!!!!! THAT IS A CUTE ID!!!!!

BingoViv IT IS!!!!!!!!! hehe

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman... She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th-floor apartment, killing him instantly.

Brought before the court on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in defense of herself. "Your Honor," she began coolly, "I figured that at 92, if he could screw, he could fly."

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Lips

Dear John,

I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won't you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool - nobody can take your place. I love you.

All my love,

Belinda. xxxxoooxxxx

P.S. Congratulations on winning this week's million dollar coverall.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man and wife are playing bingo and were competing against each other to see who could yell out bingo the most.  The magic number was 5 to win this little match.

5 came up and they both won.  Because of this it was even. "No it wasn't!" the wife shouted, "I said it quicker!"

HEHEHE!!! Quicker or Louder would work for me!!!! lol

He he he!!!!!!  Good one shell bell!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do vampires play Bingo with?

A: Stake money!

Q: What do rodents say when they play bingo?

A: 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!

Q: What do you call a lady addicted to gambling at bingo?

A: Betty!

Knock-Knock!

Who's there?

Bee Eye.

Bee Eye who?

B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, and BINGO is my name-o

My wife came home from Bingo yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."

I asked her what it was and she told me it has water in the carburetor.

I thought for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you don't know the carburetor from the accelerator."

"No, there's definitely water in the carburetor" she insisted.

"OK, Honey, that's fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?"

"In the lake!" One number away from Bingo and she drove straight in.

he he he.........to cute hun!!

Every week after bingo a couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us make love?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor

said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you make love." And he

then charged them $32.00.

This happened several weeks in a row after bingo. The couple would make an appointment,

make love, pay the doctor and leave.

Finally the doctor asked, "Just what exactly are you trying to find out?"

The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is married

and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house.

The Holiday Inn charges $60.00 and the Hilton charges $75.00. We do it here

for $32.00, and I get back $28.00 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor's

office."

A man walked into a bingo hall and chooses his bingo cards. Seeing a fly land on a particular number on one bingo card, and thinking this was a lucky sign, he bought that card. Later on that night, he lost. "Must have been a house fly", he said.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!