Bingo Players Love, Romance and Sex Horoscopes.

May 13, 2011

Aries (March 21-April 19)

When the universe sends a windfall your way, don't return it!

After all, you and your sweetie have been talking about what you could do if you only had the extra time and money.

Well, now's your chance.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Are you accusing your sweetie pie of something you actually do yourself?

Oh, dear -- when you look at it from that perspective, everything changes!

Now you have many more options.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

Nothing drives you crazier than just sitting there and waiting,

but that's what you and your darling have to do right now, so break out a game of hangman and start guessing.

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

Thanks to the stars, you lighten up -- way up. In fact, you feel so light you're practically flying!

This energy puts your and your darling in just the right spirits.

Happy thoughts translate into a happy relationship.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22)

Hand over the controls to the universe and just go along for the ride when it comes to this relationship.

As a passenger, you can appreciate all the beautiful scenery that you might otherwise miss.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)

Remember all those goofy games you played at summer camp?

Three-legged races, capture the flag, wheelbarrow?

You and your sweetheart need some of that attitude toward the project you're currently tackling.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)

You're so curious about the other parts of your darling's life, but are you really just filled with innocent speculation?

Examine your motives.

Do you harbor ulterior impulses behind your questions?

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21)

It's easy to beat yourself up if you feel as if you and your sweetheart aren't syncing up.

It's no one's fault -- it's the current circumstances.

Every relationship has its own rhythm.

The wheel will turn eventually.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

Like a rubber band, you're endlessly adaptable and useful.

Just make sure you and your sweetheart are unconsciously leaning on that ability of yours, or you may start to feel a little used up further down the line.

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)

You're in a delightfully extravagant mood.

This doesn't happen to you very often, so take advantage of it while it lasts.

Your sweetheart loves your indulgent side.

Just make sure you don't go overboard.

Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)

Kicking yourself won't improve the situation -- it'll just leave bruises.

Frankly, your sweetie doesn't see the big deal.

If this didn't work out, then it simply wasn't meant to be.

It's time to move forward.

Pisces (Feb 19 - March 20)

Be honest -- you know that your sweetheart has a lot more invested in the outcome of this situation than you do.

Using that to your advantage will yield a very temporary (and bittersweet) victory, so play nice.

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"Like a rubber band, you're endlessly adaptable and useful. "

Nice to know I'm useful and made of rubber!  LOL LOL LOL

Seriously though, thank you Nan for the great thread. 

blue

LOL funny but it's actually a true.

You are super strong as a rubber band and good in everything. ;D

May 14, 2011

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Normally you love working alone, but joint efforts are exponentially rewarding right now.

Whether it's home-based projects, professional endeavors or riding a tandem bike, you two are really in sync.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

You're an energetic powerhouse right now, and you're more than ready to recharge your relationship.

Drop any subtlety and ask for what you want in the bedroom, the boardroom and any place your heart desires.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

Being comfortable with dissent is a learned skill.

You don't have to cave in if your darling doesn't agree with you, but you don't have to take a hard-line stance just to prove your point, either.

Find a middle way.

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

Your intuitive powers are working overtime.

You somehow manage to guess the final price on the restaurant bill.

Before your sweetheart opens their mouth, you say it instead. Spooky -- and impressive!

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22)

Your sweetie needs you to stay on an even keel, and you rise admirably to the occasion.

Your ability to see both sides of the situation really comes in handy.

You're so good at it today that you'll make it a regular habit.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)

Every relationship requires a little white lie now and then, from 'You look great in those pants,' to 'I love having dinner with your parents!'

If you find this practice becoming a habit, though, it's time to rethink your approach.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)

Who elected you peacemaker?

Actually, the stars are all in agreement on this one.

You've got the right stuff when it comes to negotiating contracts, settling disputes and resolving old issues.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21)

Your presence is vital to your sweetie's sense of well-being.

Remind yourself that all your contributions have value, even if the first results aren't what you'd hoped for.

This is a long-distance run, not a sprint.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

Your sweetie pie is good at dishing it out, but can they take it?

Now may not be the time to find out.

While their behavior makes you want to give as good as you get, choose your battles (and your timing).

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)

Balance is everything right now. However, just when you two get everything on an even keel, a new element gets thrown into the mix.

Hey, when you think about it, that's really part (or all) of the fun.

Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)

The two necessary components for a successful relationship are a sense of humor and kindness.

You demonstrate both of those qualities in a big way right now.

Your sweetheart is more than able to keep up.

Pisces (Feb 19 - March 20)

Your intuitive powers are at their height.

You're not just able to read between the lines, but you can see whole documents.

Just remind yourself that knowing these things are true and proving them are two different things.

;D

May 15, 2011

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Too many cooks don't spoil the broth; they can't even start because they're busy arguing whether it should be a soup, stew or a goulash.

Try a solo project and see if it gets off the ground.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

You're an energetic powerhouse right now, and you're more than ready to recharge your relationship.

Drop any subtlety and ask for what you want in the bedroom, the boardroom and any place your heart desires.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

Your wit is sharper than usual, and that's saying something significant.

You're listening to your sweetheart, but you know what's what.

You're at your most powerful when you rely on your instincts.

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

Your intuitive powers are working overtime.

You somehow manage to guess the final price on the restaurant bill.

Before your sweetheart opens their mouth, you say it instead. Spooky -- and impressive!

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22)

You're just beginning to understand the importance of following your own heart, but your sweetie pie's comment makes you see that your actions are affecting a lot more than just you.

How eye-opening!

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)

Every relationship requires a little white lie now and then, from 'You look great in those pants,' to 'I love having dinner with your parents!'

If you find this practice becoming a habit, though, it's time to rethink your approach.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)

Step out on the town with the hot tamale of your choice, whether that means your lover, best friend or favorite nephew.

A little time spent solely on having a good time gives you the perspective you need.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21)

It's time for the two of you to take a cue from the Italians, who are experts at 'bel far niente,' which translates roughly to 'doing nothing beautifully.' Subconscious voices that say you're just wasting time are simply incorrect.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

You find yourself picking up on all kinds of nuances in this relationship that you just didn't see before.

Now the trick is to figure out whether you're actually seeing what's there or projecting a tad.

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)

A little criticism goes a long way, especially when it's delivered in the proper manner.

Remember that, and you won't feel the need to keep making the same point over and over again to your sweetie.

Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)

Just because you say something with your tongue in your cheek doesn't mean you're not 100 percent loving and supportive where it counts.

If you're sweetie's feeling sensitive, explain this to them.

Pisces (Feb 19 - March 20)

Your intuitive powers are at their height.

You're not just able to read between the lines, but you can see whole documents.

Just remind yourself that knowing these things are true and proving them are two different things.

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I wish I had seen the Aries horoscope earlier. I would've went shopping solo. What a day  :O

I wish I had seen the Aries horoscope earlier. I would've went shopping solo. What a day  :O

Sounds like you've had a nightmare day Froggy.  So which was it in the end; soup, stew or goulash?

blue

It was some pain in the butt soup.  LOL

Awww.Froggy...sounds like it was really stressful and I been there so many times.

Week of Monday, May 16, 2011

Aries(March 21 - April 19)

Sign: The Ram

Planet: Mars

Element: Fire

Gemstone: Diamond

Flower: Sweet Pea

Colors: Red, Orange

Aries Strength: Courage

Aries Weakness: Not fininishing things

It can feel like you are experiencing two different worlds as the responsible Capricorn Moon starts off the weekend by instructing you to hold back your enthusiasm.

But Luna dances into experimental Aquarius on Saturday night, lightening the atmosphere with wit and humor.

You will be friendlier and more willing to explore new emotions rather than staying in a self-protective state.

Taurus(April 20 - May 20)

Sign: The Bull

Planet: Venus

Element: Earth

Gemstone: Emerald

Flower: Honeysuckle, Tulip, Primrose

Colors: Natural Shades

Taurus Strength: Sensible outlook

Taurus Weakness: Settling for less

Sexy Venus, your charming ruling planet, is traveling through sensual Taurus and hooking up with friendly Mercury now, which is bound to make you feel like the star of the show.

Believing in yourself is a key ingredient to a healthy relationship, as a higher sense of your self-worth makes you more desirable to your current partner.

Learning to trust your instincts also builds your confidence, making it easier for you to connect with someone new.

Gemini(May 21 - June 20)

Sign: The Twins

Planet: Mercury

Element: Air

Gemstone: Agate

Flower: Rose

Colors: Blue, Black

Gemini Strength: Curiousity

Gemini Weakness: Distractions

Friday may not bring all the fun you want because the sober Capricorn Moon could confront you with serious issues.

Resistant partners or potential new playmates present you with obstacles that don't invite romantic advances.

But a lunar shift into fellow Air sign Aquarius on Saturday night supplies social opportunities and unconventional attitudes; the rest is up to you.

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

Sign: The Crab

Planet: Saturn

Element: Water

Gemstone: Moonstone

Flower: Larkspur

Colors: Silver, Green

Cancer Strength: Nuturer

Cancer Weakness: Focus on fears of the past

The reflective Moon is traveling through the partnership houses of your chart this weekend, placing your closest relationships in the spotlight and heating up your romantic life.

It's essential that you know what you want from others so that you don't give up more than you should.

It's better to be more firm than flexible when you're dealing with critical issues that are going to define the shape of important relationships.

Being honest and clearly communicating your needs will get the ball rolling in the right direction.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22)

Sign: The Lion

Planet: The Sun

Element: Fire

Gemstone: Amber

Flower: Marigold

Colors: Yellow, Orange

Leo Strength: Playful and loving

Leo Weakness: Need for approval

The Moon dances into quirky Aquarius and your 7th House of Partners on Saturday night, and that's when the party starts.

Your outgoing personality lights up the room, attracting an entertaining playmate or secret admirer into your orbit.

Keep an open mind and an easygoing attitude so that your mask of rigidity doesn't inadvertently push someone away.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)

Sign: The Virgin

Planet: Mercury

Element: Earth

Gemstone: Sapphire

Flower: Aster

Colors: Warm Shades

Virgo Strength: Focused

Virgo Weakness: Need for perfection

Friday and Saturday look very promising in matters of the heart because of the Moon's monthly visit to your 5th House of Romance.

Setting aside time to pursue pleasure is a worthwhile investment in your happiness.

You have an excellent chance to express yourself creatively and to enjoy finally receiving the attention that you so clearly deserve.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)

Sign: The Scales

Planet: Venus

Element: Air

Gemstone: Jade, Opal

Flower: Violet

Colors: Blue, Pink

Libra Strength: Grace and charm

Libra Weakness: Ignoring your own needs

Thoughtful Mercury and your resourceful planet Venus recently moved into your 8th House of Intimacy, initiating a deeper pattern of complexity in relationships.

It's tempting to oversimplify things and grow stubborn in your outlook, which is clearly not going to pave the road to romance.

Knowing what you need is great, but being able to negotiate is essential for partnership success now.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21)

Sign: The Scorpion

Planet: Pluto

Element: Water

Gemstone: Topaz

Flower: Chrysanthemum

Colors: Dark Blue

Scorpio Strength: Passionate

Scorpio Weakness: Isolated

Magnetic Venus and messenger Mercury hook up in your 7th House of Partners on Monday to get your week off to an interesting start.

Opportunities to cultivate more pleasure in a current relationship or to begin a new romance will unfold slowly as Tuesday's Scorpio Full Moon illuminates your desires.

However, it is this sweet unwrapping of the gifts of love that can attract the nurturing individual you want in your life.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

Sign: The Archer

Planet: Jupiter

Element: Fire

Gemstone: Turquoise

Flower: Narcissus

Colors: Red, Purple

Sagittarius Strength: Optimistic

Sagittarius Weakness: Avoidance of difficulties

You may feel like you're on a leash for the first half of this weekend with the constraining Capricorn Moon constantly pulling you back.

Instead of letting your emotions flow freely, you're more likely to be measuring your reactions every step of the way.

The Moon's move into rebellious Aquarius on Saturday night unshackles you from your recent concerns and invites a more daring approach to love.

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)

Sign: The Goat

Planet: Saturn

Element: Earth

Gemstone: Garnet

Flower: Carnation

Colors: Dark Shades

Capricorn Strength: Ability to overcome obstacles

Capricorn Weakness: Workaholic

The Moon in your sign for the first part of the weekend can stiffen you with excessive self-consciousness.

It's understandable that you want to present the best image possible, but others are not going to scrutinize you as closely as you expect.

If you can relax and trust yourself a little bit, your true self will shine brightly for everyone to see.

Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)

Sign: The Water Carrier

Planet: Uranus

Element: Air

Gemstone: Amethyst

Flower: Violet

Colors: Wild, bright

Aquarius Strength: Eclectic

Aquarius Weakness: Know it all

Your weekend comes alive when the emotive Moon enters your freedom-loving sign on Saturday night.

You might feel a shift from the introspective and introverted side of your personality to the outgoing and outspoken part of yourself.

Don't change your inner clock to fit anyone else's needs.

If you stay in tune with your heart, you will naturally be a more desirable partner.

Pisces (Feb 19 - March 20)

Sign: The Fish

Planet: Neptune

Element: Water

Gemstone: Bloodstone

Flower: Jonquil

Colors: Violet, Ocean shades

Pisces Strength: Compassion

Pisces Weakness: Confusion

Friendship needs to be a two-way street for you to have much fun this weekend.

If you're helping out a pal with a serious issue, it could easily take up all of your free time.

Think about limiting your commitment today, if only to be fair to yourself.

Asking for support from a bud, though, is completely appropriate and can make a major difference now in your social life.

Have a great week everyone!!! :)

May 16, 2011

Aries (March 21-April 19)

It's easy to assume that you know everything about your sweetheart, but think about it:

Do you even know everything about yourself?

Of course not! (And how dull that would be if you did.)

You both have unexpected depths.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Keeping your fingers crossed is a nice gesture, but putting all your effort into getting through this challenge is even better.

With a little detective work from you two, you'll have this whole thing figured out.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

Your wit is sharper than usual, and that's saying something significant.

You're listening to your sweetheart, but you know what's what.

You're at your most powerful when you rely on your instincts

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

Your recent coup at work is quite the feather in your cap.

Now that business is taken care of, you can relax with your sweetie pie.

Let the chips fall where they may -- you'll like the stakes of this game!

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22)

You're just beginning to understand the importance of following your own heart, but your sweetie pie's comment makes you see that your actions are affecting a lot more than just you.

How eye-opening!

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)

Travel is broadening in many ways.

An overseas visitor or connection could provide you and your sweetie with a reason to feel optimistic about the near future.

Play with the options that this news gives you.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)

Step out on the town with the hot tamale of your choice, whether that means your lover, best friend or favorite nephew.

A little time spent solely on having a good time gives you the perspective you need.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21)

Uphold your standards, especially when it comes to this relationship.

Tolerating excuses or shoddy behavior devalues what you stand for.

You know you deserve nothing but the best.

So make sure you give your best, too.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

You've still got a few tricks up your sleeve that your partner doesn't know about.

It's nice when two people in a loving relationship still have the ability to surprise (and be surprised) by each other.

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)

eep a carry-on packed and your passport handy.

Interests in foreign lands (possibly related to work or love, or both) come forward in your life.

You're more than ready -- you could use a little la dolce vita.

Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)

Just because you say something with your tongue in your cheek doesn't mean you're not 100 percent loving and supportive where it counts.

If you're sweetie's feeling sensitive, explain this to them.

Pisces (Feb 19 - March 20)

You feel like you can practically read your sweetie's mind.

Funny, that's just what they think about you, too.

Could it be that you're both right?

And isn't it nice to be with someone who knows you that well?

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you could use a little la dolce vita.

You got that one right, spot on! :)

Ha ha ha Johnny...you re too cute. :)

May 18, 2011

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Part of you thinks this would be easier if you and your darling actually had fewer choices -- and heck, you might be right.

Just remind yourself that weighing all of the possibilities might actually be part of the fun.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

An upcoming change to your regularly scheduled programming may leave the current atmosphere charged between you and your sweetie.

This situation has the potential to bring you two closer if you face it honestly.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

A moment alone could really do the trick for you and your sweetie.

After all, you spend so much time multitasking, is it any wonder that the two of you are starting to feel ever-so-slightly frayed around the edges?

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

Being original means knowing what works for you two.

As a couple, you have very particular needs.

A one-size-fits-all approach simply doesn't work for you in this matter, so go ahead and seek a special solution.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22)

The external details of your life aren't correlated to your self worth.

Instead, think of them as a mirror of your interior reality, especially when it comes to matters between you two.

Don't judge; see the reflection.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)

Travel is broadening in many ways.

An overseas visitor or connection could provide you and your sweetie with a reason to feel optimistic about the near future.

Play with the options that this news gives you.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)

You've seen a lot of things in your lifetime, but your sweetie may not be as sophisticated as you are.

You find their surprise charming.

Try not to tease them too much -- they might be sensitive about their inexperience.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21)

You feel as if you have the world in the palm of your hand, and with good reason.

You and your partner are starting to see the fruits of all the seeds you planted many months ago.

It's time to reap what you've sown.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

Have you noticed that when you and your sweetie argue (or talk, discuss, bicker -- whatever you want to call it), certain topics seem to crop up?

What's that about?

Perhaps bigger underlying issues are present.

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)

Keep a carry-on packed and your passport handy.

Interests in foreign lands (possibly related to work or love, or both) come forward in your life.

You're more than ready -- you could use a little la dolce vita.

Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)

You're feeling wild, wicked and whacky.

Your sweetheart loves it. More importantly, you love this side of you, too.

Wherever this new attitude takes you, you're sure to enjoy the journey and the result.

Pisces (Feb 19 - March 20)

Every relationship goes through phases.

Right now it feels like this one is expanding and growing at a terrific rate.

You're experiencing deep emotions for your lover, and vice versa.

Enjoy all of this tenderness.

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May 19, 2011

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Why are those old ideas about relationships and how they're 'supposed' to work still hanging around in your brain?

You need to do the mental equivalent of a closet cleaning.

Donate those ideas, or better yet, junk 'em.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

In this relationship, you two can have what you want if you're both sure you want it.

Are you?

It's not a silly question -- many times people think they want something, but then they realize they don't know what they need.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

Modesty is all well and good, but knowing when to celebrate what you've achieved is just as important.

You and your sweetie are both dripping with accomplishments these days, so make that fact known.

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

Missed the memo on separating work woes from troubles of the heart?

Bringing work home is fine, but keep the politics at your desk.

Your loved one may offer an ear, but keep your rants to a minimum

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22)

The external details of your life aren't correlated to your self worth.

Instead, think of them as a mirror of your interior reality, especially when it comes to matters between you two.

Don't judge; see the reflection.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)

You and your sweetheart need to make a concerted effort right now, especially when it comes to gathering up the courage to embark on some very new paths.

You'll be fine as long as you do this together.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)

Sentimental moments make for great movie scenes, but can cause unneeded strife between you and your partner.

Resist the urge to dredge up painful memories for the sake of drama.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21)

Your powers of persuasion are at an all-time high, thanks to the influence of your lucky stars.

Any feelers you two put out now about a home improvement project, a trip abroad or work matters pay off.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

It's very easy to get caught up in that 'keeping up with the Joneses' mentality, but you and your sweetie have to ask if you really want a second mortgage or a greener lawn.

Your goals might be different.

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)

One of the nice things about really getting to know each other as a couple is you figure out what makes the other person laugh, cry and get excited.

Just make sure you use that knowledge for good, okay.

Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)

You're feeling wild, wicked and whacky.

Your sweetheart loves it.

More importantly, you love this side of you, too.

Wherever this new attitude takes you, you're sure to enjoy the journey and the result.

Pisces (Feb 19 - March 20)

Matchmaking can be fun.

You have plenty of single friends that you know would get along, and maybe even fall in love.

Put your Cupid skills to the test.

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