Latest Bingo Bonuses - Bingo Soap Opera Contest!!

Rico, at the walk up window, attempting to purchase as many tickets as possible, to save Lips' integrity, is down on the floor again, after being slapped, and Karate kicked in the groin from lips says, it was Zuga who put you up for the bonus!! Good God woman, Rico replies in a higher voice, I was only trying to help. Lips now, is all discomebubulbated still believeing Rico is a cheat and fraud, OK Rico she cries, I'll believe you when.................................................

...... you can prove to me and the whole bingo hall that the balls in your basket are properly numbered and ready to be played! Then she turns ominously toward zuga... the real culprit trying to put her up as a prize and..........

I stand in front of lips and guard her. She is not for sale i yell! Zuga says step aside i want to show you something. He grabs her shoulders and shakes her thinking she has stolen all the bingo money. He looks in apologetic horror as nothing falls to the floor......

Rico moans, the balls in my basket are ruined, now the balls in the squirrel cage are back in working order. Zuga, Rico hollars, get that woman, Lips and.......

But the last of what Rico says is lost on Lips as she slaps Zuga, turns and places a right hook squarely on Rico's already battered face, grabs Tweeksta and kattboots and runs for the door and the limo that has finally arrived at the curb out front...

CHAPTER III...... lips, zuga, kattabboos, tweeksta, 2fast4u, are banned from the bingo hall, for eternity

lips, tweeksta & katboots hop into the limo relieved to get out of that mad corrupted place all agreeing dat they didnt give two hoots abt getting banned coz they werent gonna renew their memberships again anyway.

2fast4u yells "lets go!!  Go go!!" as he just makes it inside da limo as lips slams da door close.

tweeksta presses the intercom botton & asks the driver to speed off.

the privacy screen winds down & sitting in the drivers seat is non otha than......

... liquorman! Oh No! He can't drive, he's been at the party way too long. Tweeksta jumps back out of the limo and runs back into the bingo hall to get a driver who can take over and the rest of the gang grab liquorman and drag him into the back of the limo so he can tend the well-stocked bar!  They just got him settled in and pouring a much needed drink for all when Tweeksta comes flying back out with the replacement driver in tow....

Froggy has reappeared and is ready to drive the LBB limo. The gang stops cold and stares at her because....

Froggys been done 4 DUI 3x b4, most recent 1 bein less than 2 weeks ago when ev1 saw her drink liquorMan unda da table @ da bingo springtime bash den get pulled ova jus as she drove outta da place.

Groggy (oops ..I mean froggy)  insists she hasn't been drinking so no one contests to her being designated driver not realizing that her licence has been suspended.

"Where to people?" froggy asks as she puts her foot on da gas

Just soon as froggy step on the gas pedal, a loud siren ringing everyone's ears.

In the police car, there was handsome looking two officers,Gunny and Chef, signaling the limo to pull over...

Fuming and mumbling Froggy pulls over and waits as the officers in pursuit step out of their cruiser and approach the limo... but, what is this? They are not coming to the front of the limo they are at the passenger door...

lips, step out of the car, your coming with us, screaming lips goes, but everyone in the limo notices lips flashing the 2 officers, (as in a boob look see), zuga exclaims i don't believe what i just saw, tweeksta, says..............

........keep dreaming rico. Lips ain't flashing nothing but the stolen bingo balls. Zuga amazed that he saw rico stumble and fall flat on his face trying to get a good look at nothing more than bingo balls begins to laugh hysterically. The officers pull lips out to warn her that someone in the back of the limo is........

.... is instigating this whole bingo ball fiasco with the goal of getting rid of the best bingo players thus clearing the path so they can win the big blackout game coming up... with this news lips returns to the limo and says...