Latest Bingo Bonuses - Bingo Soap Opera Contest!!

says to rizzo, maybe I should get you to a hospital mate. Rico replies, well there does seem to be a few teeth missing, and my left eye can't focus in. Hey Liqourman, if you have a bottle of Stolichnaya out in your truck, maybe I could get a few belts, that sure would make me feel.......

"ooooh look wot we got here"  liquorman coos as he pulls out a beer from goodness knows where & starts guzzling it down.

forgetting that rizos in need of medical attention liquorman screams out " free beers on me ev1!! lets all toast to our triumph at catching the culprits! help urself to one & one only from my truck & bring me back one while ur at"

"Lets get this bingo party started!" he loudly slurs, unaware that....

Rizzo has been to my truck and took a case of Stolichnaya. We do a few shots and i clean him up and bandage his head. We check out the pretty young ladies and plan who we are going to hit on. Rizzo has his eye on..........

Dare I say... Rico has his eye on Lips! Laying in her arms when he first got punched made him see her in a very different light. Now he could....

yes, if he only could get the cob webs to clear out of his head a bit, ah he remembers being called a cheat, and a fake. Claims we're made of fake blood, and tickets falling out of his pockets, he checks his shirt pocket for his perscription glasses, only to find a pair not belonging to him. ah, now things are starting to clear up, as he stands up, lips has my glasses, she wouldn't be able to make out anything, 6 inches past her nose. with everyone glued back at their respective seats, for the time being, and numbers being called, Rico can't believe what he thinks he's seeing, when did the bingo parlor, turn into a ...................................................

A neon sign is lit out front that reads Bingo Parlor Brothel. The lights are out on the word Brothel most likely a sneaky move for a cover up. I am not called 2fast4u for nothing. I make a fast U turn and pull in a parking space in front. I walk in faster then the speed of light but i am stopped at the door by zuga asking for the passcode to get in....

Zuga standing with arms folded and looking very intimidating makes 2fast sputter and stutter as he doesn't know the secret word to gain entry! Tweeksta stands on her tip toes peeking over Zuga's shoulder on one side and Kattboots tippy toeing over his other shoulder hopes 2fast can read lips cuz they mouth the secret code to him. They think they are seeing double because 2fast is already at the bingo party.........could this be his twin???

Tweeksta realizes that this carbon copy of 2fast was not catching on to kattboots attempt to get him to lip read the password, and fearing Zuga is about to throw him out, reaches down and grabs the B-2 and I-22 bingo balls rolling about the floor and holds them up behind Zuga.  At this the twin shouts "BALLS!", the password is "BALLS!"

Tommy was brought in to protect against any riff raff at the door. It appears that the password given is incorrect and Zuga motions Tommy to toss out 2fast4u but just as he's being held by his shirt collar Zuga realizes that he can use him as the first man whore at the brothel....

Not tommyguns he is has the fastest submachine gun in these parts. Still liquored up i challenge him to a dual and spin my six shooter at him with two bottles of Smirnoff. Without taken ten paces we are interrupted with a screeching yell of bingo.

"Bingo!! da password is golden bingo balls!!" screams 2fast chuckling quietly 2 himself

kattboots & tweeksta both notice that lips has gone bright red in da face & zuga has suddenly skidded off to da gents room.

"why r u chuckling?!" kattboots quiries

"yeh... wots so funny 2fast?" chimes in tweeksta

"cmon..get lippy now!!" they both say lookin @ lippy all da while

I am so embarrassed  :-[ . Seems Zuga may have got busted when i said "those balls are so small i can't barely see them"! In the bathroom he pulls out the real bingo balls and needs to switch them from the fake balls before everyone finds out.........

Zugas back from the gents room, the proper bingo balls are put in the squirrel cage, the bingo is verified, and Zuga goes we have a good bingo, finally. Next game a BLACKOUT bingo, with Lips as a bonus, in any verified bingo coming in at 95 #'s or less, to do with as they wish. Lips hollars at liqorman, realizeing theres a good chance, shes gonna be used and abused, give me a shot of that vodka, so I can.....................

Lips gives a good hard slap across rico's face and says "the only prize you are getting from me is a surprise karate chop for putting me up as the bonus"! With that there is a roar of clapping for lips for defending her ground!

"Haha!" Laughs tweeksta "I saw that cumin, u dun get lippy wid lipsticks coz you'll get more than lips gettin lippy wid u!"

"And they dun call zuga golden bingo balls for nuthin either" says lippy as she high fives tweeksta