Forget Full House – It Was ‘Empty House’ for Love Rat Bingo Caller

I know what you’re thinking; at last, some news that doesn’t involve the Coronavirus! And you’re not wrong! A love rat bingo caller from the UK found his number was up when his missus discovered he was having an affair. Doing a number on his wife, Ashley’s infidelities a double life were brought to the attention of his wife Emma, by a friend, but the situation was about to get much, much worse.

Devastated Emma Woodstock was expecting a baby when she found out that the woman, he had been having an affair with, was not only the woman who looked-after their children, but she was also pregnant by Ashley – the love rat bingo caller!

Speaking to local media, Emma said: “I can’t believe he did this to our family. Our children were playing with their half-brother and had no idea. His bit on the side was looking after my kids but breaking up my marriage.” Coming clean, Ashley 34, told his wife that his ego was boosted enormously after shedding ten stone. Turning from chunk to hunk brought him a lot of attention from the ladies and he loved it.

Emma, 31, said: “He said he had an ego because he’d always been fat as a kid and nobody looked at him ‘in that way’ before the weight loss.He said he was flattered by the attention after losing the weight. I just thought it was pathetic.”

True Love Story

The pair wed in 2011 and in 2018, Emma found out she was expecting their third child. Life was hectic with her holding down a job in a care home while her husband went off to call bingo games. This is when a ‘friend’ from the school gates stepped in to lend more than just a helping hand. Offering to pick the kids up from school, this ‘friend’ soon become what seemed one of the family.

Taking to Facebook in the summer of 2018, Emma decided to share her news of being pregnant with friends and family. Soon after, she received a text from a mystery number. It read: “Ashley has been cheating on you for four years and has a baby with someone else.” Emma decided to do what any woman would in this situation – she started asking around about her ‘friend.’

“I’ve no idea who sent it, but my initial thought was ‘surely not?’ There was no indication Ashley was playing away from home or anything was wrong. I started asking around my family and friends and one pal said ‘what about Joanne? She’s got a three-month baby and isn’t ­telling anyone who the dad is. “Even then I thought ‘Nah, he wouldn’t do that’.”

She confronted the bingo love rat and he admitted all – it was love blind-50 for Ashley unfortunately. Although when confronted by the media, he tried to explain why he did it by throwing a curve ball in his ex-wife’s direction. He said: “I left Emma because she was an emotional bully. She didn’t throw me out. I didn’t know what to do to end the relationship with Emma because I didn’t want to lose my children.”

The story does have a happy ending – well, for one woman at least; Joanne. Ashley and Joanna are now together-together. Joanne said: “I don’t condone what we did. I thought he would leave Emma because, for me, if you have to look elsewhere you are not genuinely happy at home. But I am sorry for how it ­happened though.”

I bet Emma wishes Ashley was an online bingo caller now! Sorry, couldn’t help myself.

Source: “Love rat bingo caller cheats on wife with school-run mum - and gets her pregnant”. Mirror. March 21, 2020