Paramount Bingo Review

Do you like to dance? I’m not much of a dancer but I heard that dancing’s actually very healthy. But how many time times have you heard someone say “Oh no! I don’t dance.” There’s a sense of vulnerability, embarrassment, humiliation, or shame because of the assumption that dancing of any form requires skill and that there’s a “right” or “wrong” way. For some, dancing creates anxiety and those people suffer from a phobia called chorophobia. When I think about it, I might have chorophobia; honestly, I need to get really drunk to be able to dance. But what I find very important is that I have no fear of playing bingo even when I’m on a losing streak. Every time there’s a new chance for a big win and when that happened I will dance, you can be sure of that.

I was wondering if Paramount Bingo might be the place where I’ll do my winning dance. I logged in and entered 75-ball bingo room. Thing that I really like with this software is that I can simply jump into a game – it’s doesn’t matter whether a game has already started. The first pattern I played was 9Pack and I had two cards with one number to go. Then Music Note, Crazy Y followed, but still my best result was one more number to go. The same pattern kept repeating and I started thinking that it would be better to stop playing. I stayed for two more games; I had a few cards with only one number missing. I couldn’t believe how unlucky I was especially since I could have at least $30 more, but instead I lost all my money.

Perhaps some kind of artificial intelligence warned the site about my dancing abilities. But it should keep that info to itself; no one has to know that my dancing is so dangerous that it could end the world. When I win a jackpot and then spend all the money I get, this world could end, so I might as well dance.

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